Check list of items of things NOT to discuss on a first date


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(Published: September 22nd, 2008)
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How to have a successful first date

How to have a successful first date:
Checklist of items to NOT discuss:
1. Amount of belly button lint currently saved.
2. How your butt gets itchy on a full moon.
3. Your internet porn collection
4. Your sweet basement apartment at your moms (when you are 30).
5. The time thousands of flying ants ate your room.