|How Dating in the Movies is different from Dating in Real Life
A: Oh MY! You are BEAUTIFUL! Can I kiss you?
B: Oh my GAWD! That is the FIRST time I have EVER heard someone say that! Let's make love right now, have babies, and get married!
A: Want A Date? Want A Date? Want A Date? Want A Date?
B: Sorry! Married! Too Busy! I have a boyfriend! Que Dices?